Have you ever had anyone tell you to eat shit?

First of all, no thank you, I appreciate the offer but I already ate it once, that’s how it became shit.

And I don’t know why we have such a problem with shit, We didn’t seem to have any problem putting it in our mouths the first time.

Absolutely no problem creating it.

There is nothing in your shit that hasn’t already been in your mouth.

And I didn’t kill you the first time so I’m not sure what the insult is, telling you to put it in again. It just seems more redundant than insulting.

And then some people want you to also die.

You know, eat shit and die.

Once again, they seem to have forgotten where shit came from, apparently shit doesn’t kill anyone Or how would they shit?